Would you rather wear a giant turtle shell or have moose antlers for one week?

Would you rather have a romanitc dinner with Pocahontas or Sakakawea?

Would you rather find out that Sasquatch or Loch Ness were really alive?

Would you rather be insulted knowing you did the right thing, or be praised even though what you did was wrong?

Would you rather live a life of wondering what is going to happen or know there is a determined outcome to your situation?

Would you rather ride a mechanical bull or a sit & spin?

Would you rather bite your tongue or burn the roof of your mouth?

Would you rather have no human contact for three months or have to spend 24 hours a day for a week straight with Richard Simmons?

Would you rather lose your dominate hand or your dominate foot?

Would you rather be a Pirate or a Viking?

Would you rather have a pet squirrel or a pet rabbit?

Would you rather spend eternity in a dentist's chair or giving blood?

Would you rather receive a massage from the man in picture 1,2,3,4,5 or 6?

Would you rather have the kitten on top or bottom as a pet?

Would you rather have you car treated like picture one or wake up to cat in picture two?

Would you rather receive a complement for being smart or good looking?

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?

Would you rather write in blue or black ink?

Would you rather scratch an itch or sneeze out loud?

Would you rather have motor oil poured into you nose or antifreeze poured into your ear?

Would you rather get kicked in the groin or punched in the face?

Would you rather get stabbed in the leg or caned across the back 5 times?

Would you rather be eaten alive by a shark or a lion?

Would you rather get lost in the Jungle or the Mountains?

Would you rather give a kidney to Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?

Would you rather save your entire family from drowning or find a cure for cancer?

9-19-06

Would you rather jam an index finger, or stub a cold toe on a table leg?

9-8-06

Would you rather have a hang-nail or a papercut?

Would you rather?

Would you rather Milk a cow or ride a pig?